Let's be honest, nowadays most of us see an error, copy it into ChatGPT, and hope for the best. I've done it. You've done it. We've all wasted 30 minutes going back and forth with AI when our browser could've shown us the answer in 2 minutes.

This talk is about remembering that our browsers have incredible debugging tools we've forgotten how to use. Through live demos of real bugs, I'll show you how breakpoints, call stacks, and the network tab can solve problems maybe faster than any AI assistant.

You'll learn:

• How to ditch console.log hell and actually watch your code run
• Breakpoint tricks that pause your app so you can inspect what's really happening
• How to read call stacks without your eyes glazing over
• Network tab techniques that expose exactly why your API is misbehaving
• When debugging tools beat AI (and when AI is actually helpful)
 I'm not saying don't use AI—I use it all the time. But there's something powerful about understanding your own code well enough to fix it yourself. Plus, you'll be way faster, and you'll actually learn something instead of just copy-pasting solutions you don't understand.

Join us for an irreverent exploration of software development's favorite false economy. We'll dive into the seductive world of "ship now, test never" and trace how those passionate early-stage shortcuts transform into toxic long-term relationships with your codebase.

Through battle scars and war stories, you'll discover why "we'll add tests when things calm down" belongs in the same fantasy realm as "I'll start going to the gym next Monday."

Learn practical strategies for integrating testing into your workflow without sacrificing velocity, protecting both your production environment and your team's sanity.

Perfect for engineering teams navigating the delicate balance between speed and sustainability—because nothing kills momentum quite like rebuilding the same features over and over again.

AI has arrived, and will not go anywhere. And just like "the Force", leverage AI you must. Going past the initial wild ride of fun poems generated by ChatGPT, let's look at how our future can be improved using AI, and how you can use AI to improve your skills, creativity and productivity, especially when it comes to programming in JavaScript.

From the sinister injection flaws reminiscent of "Alien" to the terrifying specter of broken authentication akin to what "The Invisible Man" is capable of, we'll explore the most common security vulnerabilities in web development. But don't worry—we'll also shed light on solutions. If you dare, join us and learn how to conquer the darkness invited by your web applications.